People ask my boyfriend and I what we have planned for the weekend.
Life is wonderful for us.
We don’t like party crashers so it’s top secret.
My boyfriend’s name is Netflix. We’re in love.
.…Sorry to say this, but once you pass 25, if you’re not married, you’re a whore. Shame on you for not settling down with the first random suitor asking for your time.
Did I make you feel bad yet?
Well, let me remind you of the guy who asked you out, but had to double-check his funds with his baby’s mama, or the guy with no future aspirations. Hey what about the guy who plays minds games that you have no time for?
Want to reminisce about the mama’s boy? His constant conversations about Her show his lack of dating experience or that his dating experience ends with Her.
Oh think about Mr. Too Good to be True. Wasn’t it pleasant to find out he exaggerated about himself? after falling for him? All his emotional and physical baggage was stressful to pack up, but worth the load of constantly being annoyed. Right?
You could be unhappily losing now, but you chose to hold out for a guy who is appealing to your mind, lifestyle, and ambitions.
I’m sorry. I meant to call you the other word for whore: single. You’re a life loving single gal. You’ve been penalized for not being with your soulmate…yet. You have spent your time not in a relationship showing yourself love until you find your special man. Isn’t that what you’re supposed to be doing? Other people view you as someone to pity, shame, or to leave out of plans. (hmmph!)
of dating and failing
you’ve been focused on your career, health, life experiences, family, and friends. If that is close to accurate, you definitely deserve to be called a winning boss babe!
Proof of your winning status:
Advancement in your career,
that trip to Jamaica with your girls last June,
and not having to share closet space for your amazing wardrobe.
Hard working babes deserve ish like that!
Upsetting and hurtful…
“My husband and I are looking to hang out with other married couples. Not dating couples.” (the woman who said this at an all girls outing has no idea I know her secret scandals in her marriage). I won’t tell – at least- any more than I have shared here.
Okay but back to YOU…don’t change for society and other insecure broads who fear you may steal their man. Be you, but DON’T steal other broads’ men! Maintain your feminine power of being the queen of your domain: Your loft, sexy yoga pants, and your little lap dog.
They call you “lazy”, but for me
…do ALL the work.
I feel wrapped in comfort by you allowing me to sleep in
And you kiss me the sweetest good-bye when I lay down well rested…
Adam Levine* describes you best, you’re my favorite of them all “,,,and I never want to leave”
Sweet, Sexy: Sunday
Can’t wait to see you again.
*lead singer of Maroon5